It's simple. Race 21 miles and see who is the king donut! In circuit style, ride 7 miles, then eat as many donuts as you would like. No limit. Then, ride 7 more miles, eat more donuts, then ride the last 7 mile lap. Glory and adulation are waiting for you at the Finish Line. Proceeds benefit the Utah Amber Alert ID project.For every donut you eat, subtract three minutes from your time! Ten donuts? 30 minutes right off the top. Finally your appetite and your pot belly are your greatest assets!
My kind of racin'.. :)
AND the donuts give you enough sugar to make it through the next 7 miles, ... just in time to refill before you blood sugar plunges and you bonk.
ReplyDeleteDoesn't the Fat Cyclist live in Utah?
David L.